Detective McSmogg Quotes

“Detective McSmogg was assigned to the case. He listened to their story. He scratched his chin. ‘Hmmmm,’ he said. ‘Hmmm’ ‘I think Miss Nelson is missing.’ Detective McSmogg would not be much help.”

“P.S. Detective McSmogg is working on a new case. He is now looking for Miss Viola Swamp.”