reptiles Quotes

“Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile.”

“To make sure it was not a poisonous snake, she went to the zoo. She identified it as a boa constrictor. So she called her animal Crictor.”

“Once upon a time in a little French town lived an old lady whose name was Madame Luise Bodot. She had one son who was in Africa studying reptiles.”

“The boa followed his mistress when she went shopping. Everyone was astonished. Madame Bodot knitted a long woolen sweater for her pet to wear on cold days.”