Doctor Chumley Quotes

“Doctor I’ve wrestled with reality for 40 years and I’m happy to say that I’ve finally won out over it.”

“I always have a wonderful time just where I am, whomever I’m with. I’m having a fine time right now with you, Doctor.”

“I would go there with a pretty young woman, a strange woman, a quiet woman.”

“I wouldn’t let her talk to me, but as I talked I would want her to reach out a soft white hand and stroke my head and say, “Poor think! Oh, you poor, poor thing!”