drinking beer Quotes

Aristotle said I am a rational animal; I say I am an angel with an incredible capacity for beer.

If you think what I am about to tell you next is a contradiction to this, then you will have to realize that in Montana drinking beer does not count as drinking.

“Oh, about beer I never lie,” Crandall said. “A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”

“All I ever do is come out. I try not to change, but I keep changing, in all these tiny ways. I get a girlfriend. I have a beer. And every freaking time, I have to reintroduce myself to the universe all over again.”