Uncle Wattleberry Quotes

″‘Apologies are totally inadequate,’ shouted Uncle Wattleberry. ‘Nothing short of felling you to the earth with an umbrella could possibly atone for the outrage.‘”

“Observed from behind, however, you completely lose sight of the whiskers, and so fail to realize how immensely important they are.”

“Shaving may add an air that’s somewhat brisker, For dignity, commend me to the whisker.”