a pig Quotes

“So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor a cup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig, and he wasn’t too bright, either. He had build his whole house out of straw. Can you believe it? I mean who in his right mind would build a house of straw?”

“But, one day, when Cameron came home from school, he heard his Dad and Mum shouting about a heart transplant, from a pig.”