pajamas Quotes

“Pajamas? Poor people don’t wear pajamas. We fall asleep in our underwear or blue jeans. To this day, I find the very notion of pajamas an unnecessary elite indulgence, like caviar or electric ice cube makers.”

“But don’t you ever wake up in the morning and feel like wearing something different? There must be something else in your wardrobe.”

“And who decided which people wore striped pajamas and which people wore the uniforms?”

“My bath was too hot, I got soap in my eyes, my marble went down the drain, and I had to wear my railroad-train pajamas. I hate my railroad-train pajamas.”