Pigeon Quotes

“I tell you what: I’ll just steer.”

“Hi! I’m the bus driver. Listen, I’ve got to leave for a little while, so can you watch things for me until I get back? Thanks. On, and remember: Don’t let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

“Hey, can I drive the bus?”

“My cousin Herb drives a bus almost every day! True story!”

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s play ‘Drive the Bus’! I’ll go first!”

“LET ME DRIVE THE BUS!!!”

“I’m back! You didn’t let the pigeon drive the bus, did you?

“C’mon! Just once around the block!”

“I never get to do anything!”

″ I’ll be you best friend! How ‘bout I give you five bucks? What’s the big deal!? It’s just a bus!!”