Pigeon Quotes

“Hey, can I drive the bus?”

″ I’ll be you best friend! How ‘bout I give you five bucks? What’s the big deal!? It’s just a bus!!”

“I’m back! You didn’t let the pigeon drive the bus, did you?

“Hi! I’m the bus driver. Listen, I’ve got to leave for a little while, so can you watch things for me until I get back? Thanks. On, and remember: Don’t let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s play ‘Drive the Bus’! I’ll go first!”

“C’mon! Just once around the block!”

“LET ME DRIVE THE BUS!!!”

“I never get to do anything!”

“My cousin Herb drives a bus almost every day! True story!”

“I tell you what: I’ll just steer.”