bus Quotes

“Hey, can I drive the bus?”

″ I’ll be you best friend! How ‘bout I give you five bucks? What’s the big deal!? It’s just a bus!!”

“I’m back! You didn’t let the pigeon drive the bus, did you?

“Hi! I’m the bus driver. Listen, I’ve got to leave for a little while, so can you watch things for me until I get back? Thanks. On, and remember: Don’t let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!

“Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s play ‘Drive the Bus’! I’ll go first!”

“C’mon! Just once around the block!”

“LET ME DRIVE THE BUS!!!”

“I never get to do anything!”

“My cousin Herb drives a bus almost every day! True story!”

“I tell you what: I’ll just steer.”

“This is the boy who took the bus and went to the dump to make a fuss.”

“While she waited for the bus she skipped and sang: ‘Jam on biscuits, jam on bread, Jam is the thing I like most, Jam is sticky, jam is sweet, Jam is tasty, jam’s a treat - raspberry, strawberry, gooseberry, I’m very FOND…OF…JAM!’ ”