reptiles Quotes

“The boa followed his mistress when she went shopping. Everyone was astonished. Madame Bodot knitted a long woolen sweater for her pet to wear on cold days.”

“Once upon a time in a little French town lived an old lady whose name was Madame Luise Bodot. She had one son who was in Africa studying reptiles.”

“To make sure it was not a poisonous snake, she went to the zoo. She identified it as a boa constrictor. So she called her animal Crictor.”

“Thank you for nothing, you stupid reptile.”