functions Quotes

“Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.”

“The human being is a machine. An automatic machine. It is composed of thousands of complex and delicate mechanisms, which perform their functions harmoniously and perfectly, in accordance with laws devised for their governance, and over which the man himself has no authority, no mastership, no control.”

“And God said, ‘Have you read the specs on this order? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts...all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands.’ ”

“The functions of money are well known. Money is a medium of exchange: white paper and plastic money is intrinsically worthless, they are guarantees of value that can be used in exchange for foods and services.”