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Narrator (Math Curse) Quotes

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“I look in my closet, and the problems get worse: I have 1 white shirt, 3 blue shirts, 3 striped shirts, and that 1 ugly plaid shirt Uncle Zeno sent me.”
Jon Scieszka
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“Mrs. Fibonacci has obviously put a math curse on me. Everything I look at or think about has become a math problem.”
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“On Monday in math class Mrs. Fibonacci says, ‘You know, you can think of almost everything as a math problem.’ On Tuesday I start having problems.”
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“I’m about to really lose it, when the lunch bell rings. Unfortunately for me, lunch is pizza and apple pie. Each pizza is cut into 8 equal slices. Each pie is cut into 6 equal slices. And you know what that means: fractions.”
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“In the afternoon, every subject is a problem. Social studies is a geography problem.”
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“English is a word problem: if mail+box=mailbox: Does lipstick-stick=lip.”
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“In Art we finally got to relax with a connect-the-dot picture. Too bad it turns out to be a connect-the-ancient-Mayan-numerals picture.”
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“There are 24 kids in the class. Rebecca has 24 cupcakes. So what’s the problem? Rebecca wants Mrs. Fibonacci to have a cupcake, too... I raise my hand and tell Mrs. Fibonacci I’m allergic to cupcakes. Everyone believes me and gets on cupcake. No one has to figure out fractions.”
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“I stagger out of school. I’m a math zombie now. I have to find something to break this math curse. I decide to try chocolate.”
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“I’ve broken the math curse. I can solve any problem.”

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