Red, White & Royal Blue Quotes

“That’s the choice. I love him, with all that, because of all that. On purpose. I love him on purpose.”

“Sometimes you just jump and hope it’s not a cliff.”

“When the revolution happens, it will be because of this wedding.”

“My life is the Crown and yours is politics, and I will not trade one prison for another.”

“My NDA is bigger than yours. I just want you to know that.”

“You need to figure out if you feel forever about him. Do you love him?”

“You better act like the sun shines out of his a** and you have a vitamin D deficiency.”

“Thinking about history makes me wonder how I’ll fit into it one day, I guess. And you too. I kinda wish people still wrote like that. History, huh? Bet we could make some.”

″...And I once saw Mitch McConnell eating a banana.”

“They need me to be realistic so they can be idealistic.”

“If anyone sees you leave this hotel, I will Brexit your head from your body. Your royal highness.”

“As your mother, I can appreciate that maybe this isn’t your fault, but as the president, all I want is to have the CIA fake your death and ride the dead-kid sympathy into a second term.”