Sylvester McMonkey McBean Quotes

“Things are not quite as bad as you think.”

″‘Just pay me your money, then hop right aboard!’ So they clambered inside. Then the big machine roared.”

“I’ve come here to help you. I have what you need. And my prices are low. And I work at great speed. And my work is one hundred per cent guaranteed.”

“Then, when every last cent of their money was spent, the Fix-it-Up Chappie packed up and he went.”