“There was a Young Lady of Wales,
Who caught a large Fish without scales;
When she lifted her hook, she exclaimed, ‘Only look!’
That ecstatic Young Lady of Wales.”
“There was a Young Lady whose nose
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
So she hired an Old Lady, whose conduct was steady,
To carry that wonderful nose.”
“There was a Young Lady whose eyes
Were unique as to color and size;
When she opened them wide, people all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.”
“There was a Young Lady whose bonnet
Came untied when birds sate upon it;
But she said, ‘I don’t care! all the birds in the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet.’ ”