Bernard Quotes

“The monster ate the dinner. Then it watched the television. Then it read one of Bernard’s comics. And broke one of his toys.”

“Then the monster went indoors. ‘ROAR,’ went the monster behind Bernard’s mother. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said Bernard’s mother.”

“ ‘There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me,’ said Bernard. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said his mother.”

“Bernard went into the garden. ‘Hello, Monster,’ he said to the monster. The monster ate Bernard up, every bit.”

“Your dinner’s ready,’ said Bernard’s mother. She put the dinner in front of the television.”

“The monster bit Bernard’s father. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said Bernard’s father.”

“But I’m a monster,’ said the monster. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said Bernard’s mother.”