Not Now, Bernard Quotes

“ ‘There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me,’ said Bernard. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said his mother.”

“Your dinner’s ready,’ said Bernard’s mother. She put the dinner in front of the television.”

“The monster ate the dinner. Then it watched the television. Then it read one of Bernard’s comics. And broke one of his toys.”

“Bernard went into the garden. ‘Hello, Monster,’ he said to the monster. The monster ate Bernard up, every bit.”

“But I’m a monster,’ said the monster. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said Bernard’s mother.”

“Then the monster went indoors. ‘ROAR,’ went the monster behind Bernard’s mother. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said Bernard’s mother.”

“The monster bit Bernard’s father. ‘Not now, Bernard,’ said Bernard’s father.”

“ ‘Go to bed. I’ve taken up your milk,’ called Bernard’s mother. The monster went upstairs.”