Bill Green Quotes

“He has not the faintest idea that I am ugly and we are very happy together.”

“My name is Marigold, but to one and all because my father is very memorable and eccentric and had been around at the school for a very long time before I was born- was only Bill’s Daughter. Hence Bilgewater. Oh hilarity, hilarity! Bilgewater Green.”

“For if I am Bilgewater the Hideous, quaint and barmy, my father is certainly William the Silent.”