Dad (Just Annoying!) Quotes

″‘Do you want us to have an accident? Do you want us all to get killed?’ I hate it when Dad asks dumb questions like that. What does he expect me to say? ‘Yes, Dad, I want us to have an accident. I want us all to get killed.‘”

“It must be frustrating for him to have a son as clever as me. It must be hard knowing that he can never win.”

“We’ve been in the car for two days now. Mom and Dad are at the breaking point. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want them to get mad at me-it just happens.”

“Wow! I never knew the car could go so fast. If Dad always drove like that, I wouldn’t have so much time to get bored.”