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Andy Griffiths Quotes

10 of the best book quotes from Andy Griffiths
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“We’ve been in the car for two days now. Mom and Dad are at the breaking point. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want them to get mad at me-it just happens.”
Andy Griffiths
author
Just Annoying!
book
Andy
Mom (Just Annoying!)
Dad (Just Annoying!)
characters
mad
breaking point
annoying
long car rides
concepts
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“It must be frustrating for him to have a son as clever as me. It must be hard knowing that he can never win.”
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″‘Do you want us to have an accident? Do you want us all to get killed?’ I hate it when Dad asks dumb questions like that. What does he expect me to say? ‘Yes, Dad, I want us to have an accident. I want us all to get killed.‘”
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″‘You’ll be sorry,’ I say, ‘when you come back and find my bones being picked clean by vultures.‘”
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″‘Highway’s no place for a nice kid like you. Go back. Finish school.’ ‘I’m not nice,’ I say. ‘I’m really annoying.‘”
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″‘It’s all your fault,’ I say quietly. ‘I’ve been abandoned. Almost missed out on my holiday. Risked my life. It’s all your fault- and you’re going to pay.‘”
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“I should just lie down and die- that would teach them. The only trouble is that it could take awhile because I’m actually feeling pretty healthy.”
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“Max is cool. Loony, but cool.”
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“Wow! I never knew the car could go so fast. If Dad always drove like that, I wouldn’t have so much time to get bored.”
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″‘It’s for your own good,’ she says. ‘You’ve got to learn.‘”

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