sarcasm Quotes

18 of the best book quotes about sarcasm
  1. #1
    “No one plows the field just by thinking about it.”
  2. #2
    “’How many dramas have you in France, sir?’ said Candide to the Abbé.
    ‘Five or six thousand.’
    ‘What a number!’ said Candide. ‘How many good?’
    ‘Fifteen or sixteen,’ replied the other.
    ‘What a number!’ said Martin.”
  3. #3
    “They entered a very plain house, for the door was only of silver, and the ceilings were only of gold, but wrought in so elegant a taste as to vie with the richest. The antechamber, indeed, was only encrusted with rubies and emeralds, but the order in which everything was arranged made amends for this great simplicity.”
  4. #4
    “Let me be punish’d, that have minded you
    Of what you should forget. Now, good my liege
    Sir, royal sir, forgive a foolish woman:
    The love I bore your queen--lo, fool again!--
    I’ll speak of her no more, nor of your children;
    I’ll not remember you of my own lord,
    Who is lost too: take your patience to you,
    And I’ll say nothing. ”
  5. #5
    “Until then, carpe diem.”
    “It’s Latin,” I said. “It means, complain in daylight.”
  6. #6
    ″‘Brightness...I believe you stray into sarcasm.’
    ‘Funny.I thought I’d run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs.‘”
  7. #7
    “These were the first words of antagonism. To fling elaborate sarcasms at Tess, however, was much life flinging them at a dog or cat. The charms of their subtlety passed by her unappreciated...”
  8. #8
    Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.
  9. #9
    ″‘I can see what you’re up to.’
    ‘Five foot six inches,’ Shallan said. ‘I suspect that’s all I will ever be up to, unfortunately.‘”
  1. #10
    “Providentially. That is the word. For the fly had not been left behind by accident. No, the hand of Providence was in it. There are no accidents. All things that happen, happen for a purpose. They are foreseen from the beginning of time, they are ordained from the beginning of time.
  2. #11
    “There is no need to call me ‘sir’, Professor.”
  3. #12
    “He is a marvel -- man is! I would I knew who invented him.”
  4. #13
    ″‘Peace’ is a condition in which no civilian pays any attention to military casualties which do not achieve page-one, lead-story prominence-unless that civilian is a close relative of one of the casualties. But, if there ever was a time in history when ‘peace’ meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.”
  5. #14
    “People who are to be comfortable are accustomed to lie on sofas, and dine off tables, and they should have sauces and sweets in the modern style.”
  6. #15
    “ ‘Ha, ha, ha! Next you’ll be finding pleasure in a toothache!’ you will exclaim, laughing.
    ‘And why not? There is also pleasure in a toothache,’ I will answer.”
  7. #16
    “Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them.”
  8. #17
    “Her face, it was like, I don’t know, it was beautiful. It just, it wasn’t the way--I guess it wasn’t just the way it looked like, but also how she was standing. With her arm. I just started at her. I was getting some meg feed on the food bar and the pot stickers were really cheap.”
  9. #18
    “Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”
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