Dino-Roars Quotes

“Come_read about these mighty creatures: some are silly, some are mild, some are gentle, some are wild. Come_ read about these beasts of yore in this wondrous world of Dinosaur.”

“A collection of more than twenty humorous poems about dinosaurs.”

“Did dinosaurs talk? Did their scales fell off? Did their big feet stink? Where their tummies pink? Did they ever blow their noses? Was there dirt between their toeses? Did dinosaurs play? Do you think their mothers make them brush their teeth every day? NO WAY!”

“Clothes for every dinosaur. No matter shape or size. We have a wide selection. You won’t believe your eyes. Shirts with room for spikes. Pants with holes for tales. Brontosaurus turtlenecks. They’re all on sale!

″ I wonder if dinosaurs took P.E. And went on field trip hikes. And learned to add in algebra. By counting on their spikes. Did they practice penmanship and learn to write haiku? Did dinos have to go to school the way we humans do?”

“I am Saltopus. I am nasty and I’m mean. My teeth are sharp as daggers. My legs are strong and lean. I dine on luscious lizards, bugs are tasty snack. I am a mighty hunter_ and I’m ready to attack.”

“I’m a little Pterosaur. Watch me spread my wings and soar. Feather-light, I float and glide. I’m better than an airplane ride.”

“A dino with a lumpy tail was good a hitting pitches. The dino swung, the bat went crack_the baseball needed stitches. ”

“A horn’s a handy thing to have. And three is even better. I always have a place to hang. My muffler and my sweater.”

“The Duckbill dino’s pointy head was like a built-in flute. He did not talk. He did not growl. He just went: ‘TOOT!’ ‘TOOT!’ ‘TOOT!”