hilarious illustrations Quotes

“There may be those who turn into vampires... like Stan, for example. Once when Stan was going to bite an old lady and suck her blood... one thousand mosquitoes came and bit him instead and sucked his blood!”

“Here is what I do not like: doing math for one half hour in the morning. Here is what I like: teasing Philip.”

“What is five plus six?′ says Philip. ‘Five plus six is the same as six plus five,’ I say.”

“Ooooooo, I absolutely love math.”