Mr. Brown Quotes

“In the matter of religion there was a growing feeling that there might be something in it after all, something vaguely akin to method in the overwhelming madness. The growing feeling was due to Mr. Brown, the white missionary, who was very firm in restraining his flock from provoking the wrath of the clan…Mr. Brown preached against such excess of zeal…so Mr. Brown came to be respected even by the clan, because he trod softly on its faith.”

“Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do! ”

″ He can go like a cow. He can go MOO MOO. ”

“He can go like a bee. Mr Brown can BUZZ. How about you? Can you go BUZZ BUZZ”

“He can go like the rain ... DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DOPP DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DOPP DOPP DOPP”

“Mr. Brown can do it. How about you?”

“Mr. Brown is smart, as smart as they come!”

“Mr. Brown is so smart he can even do this: he can even make a noise like a goldfish kiss!”

“BOOM BOOM BOOM Mr. Brown is a wonder! BOOM BOOM BOOM Mr. Brown makes thunder!”

“BLURP BLURP SLURP SLURP COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK and HOO HOO HOO He can even SIZZLE SIZZLE”

“Maybe YOU can, too. I think you ought to try.”

“And as they spoke -- lo and behold! -- there was a knock at the door, and there stood a small, stout figure dressed in rusty black; and she said, ‘Good evening, Mr and Mrs Brown, I am Nurse Matilda.’ Well! She was very ugly -- the ugliest person you ever saw in your life!”