Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats Quotes

20 of the best book quotes from Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
  1. #1
    “The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
    It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
    You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
    When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.”
  2. #2
    “Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,
    There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
    He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
    At whatever time the deed took place—Macavity wasn’t there!”
  3. #3
    “Disposed to relaxation, and awaiting no surprise, but the moonlight shone reflected from a hundred bright blue eyes.”
  4. #4
    “Before a Cat will condescend
    To treat you as a trusted friend,
    Some little token of esteem
    Is needed, like a dish of cream.”
  5. #5
    “She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice-
    Their behavior’s not good and their manners not nice;
    So when she has got them lined up on the matting,
    She teaches them music, crocheting and tatting.”
  6. #6
    “Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a wonderful way of working together.
    And some of the time you would say it was luck, and some
    of the time you would say it was weather.
    They would go through the house like a hurricane, and no
    sober person could take his oath
    Was it Mungojerrie – or Rumpelteazer? Or could you have
    sworn that it mightn’t be both?”
  1. #7
    “For he isn’t the Cat that he was in his prime;
    Though his name was quite famous, he says, in his time.
    And whenever he joins his friends at their club
    (which takes place at the back of the neighboring pub)
    He loves to regale them, if someone else pays,
    With anecdotes drawn from his palmiest days.
    For he once was a Star of the highest degree —
    He has acted with Irving, he’s acted with Tree.”
  2. #8
    “He is quiet and small, he is black
    From his ears to the tip of his tail;
    He can creep through the tiniest crack
    He can walk on the narrowest rail.
    He can pick any card from a pack,
    He is equally cunning with dice;
    He is always deceiving you into believing
    That he’s only hunting for mice.
    He can play any trick with a cork
    Or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste;
    If you look for a knife or a fork
    And you think it is merely misplaced -
    You have seen it one moment, and then it is gawn!
    But you’ll find it next week lying out on the lawn.
    And we all say: OH!
    Well I never!
    Was there ever
    A Cat so clever
    As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!”
  3. #9
    “Again I must remind you that
    A Dog’s a Dog- A CAT’S A CAT.”
  4. #10
    “Jellicle Cats come out to-night
    Jellicle Cats come one come all:
    The Jellicle Moon is shining bright-
    Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball.”
  5. #11
    “When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
    The reason ,I tell you, is always the same:
    His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
    Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought
    of his name:
    his ineffable effable
    Deep and inscrutable singular Name.”
  6. #12
    “Old Deuteronomy’s lived a long time;
    He’s a Cat who has lived many lives in succession.
    He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme
    A long while before Queen Victoria’s accession.
    Old Deuteronomy’s buried nine wives
    And more – I am tempted to say, ninety-nine;
    And his numerous progeny prospers and thrives
    And the village is proud of him in his decline.”

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  1. #13
    “Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones —
    In fact, he’s remarkably fat.
    He doesn’t haunt pubs — he has eight or nine clubs,
    For he’s the St. James’s Street Cat!”
  2. #14
    “With Cats, some say, one rule is true:
    Don’t speak till you are spoken to.
    Myself, I do not hold with that —
    I say, you should ad-dress a Cat.
    But always keep in mind that he
    Resents familiarity.
    I bow, and taking off my hat,
    Ad-dress him in this form: O Cat!
    But if he is the Cat next door,
    Whom I have often met before
    (He comes to see me in my flat)
    I greet him with an oopsa Cat!
    I think I’ve heard them call him James —
    But we’ve not got so far as names.”
  3. #15
    “For he will do
    As he do do
    And there’s no doing anything about it!”
  4. #16
    “Jellicle Cats are white and black,
    Jellicle Cats are of moderate size;
    Jellicles jump like a jumping-jack,
    Jellicle Cats have moonlit eyes.
    They’re quiet enough in the morning hours,
    They’re quiet enough in the afternoon,
    Reserving their terpsichorean powers
    To dance by the light of the Jellicle Moon.”
  5. #17
    “So for Old Gumbie Cats let us now give three cheers—
    On whom well-ordered households depend, it appears.”
  6. #18
    “You can play no pranks with Skimbleshanks!
    He’s a Cat that cannot be ignored;
    So nothing goes wrong on the Northern Mail
    When Skimbleshanks is aboard.”
  7. #19
    “The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows,
    Are proud and implacable passionate foes;
    It is always the same, wherever one goes.
    And the Pugs and the Poms, although most people say
    That they do not like fighting, yet once in a way,
    They will now and again join in to the fray
    And they
    Bark bark bark bark
    Bark bark BARK BARK
    Until you can hear them all over the Park.”
  8. #20
    “Why who should stalk out but the GREAT RUMPUSCAT.
    His eyes were like fireballs fearfully blazing,
    He gave a great yawn, and his jaws were amazing;”
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