“Once upon a time there was a little girl named Pandora. Pandora’s mother had to go out to the store. ‘Pandora,’ she said, ‘you may have a nice piece of honey cake, and you may play in the sprinkler... ”
″ Pandora is beautiful (Adrian especially loves her ‘treacle-coloured’ hair) and intelligent, and in the first books, she and Adrian Mole are happy together.”