The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain Quotes

“I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.”

“Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.”

“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther not.”