Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing
One animal after another is put into human clothes, and every single outfit turns out to be a mistake.
Humor is the taste that changes fastest. A two-year-old will come apart over a moose in trousers; a five-year-old wants to be the one who says no to the pigeon; a nine-year-old wants the joke to be very slightly at the expense of the adults in the room. What sits under all three is the same discovery—that the world runs on rules, and that breaking one on purpose is the funniest thing there is. A child laughing at a book is a child who has noticed how the book was supposed to go.
Our editors worked through Bookroo’s collection of 915 humor books looking for the ones that still land on the fifth reading rather than only the first: the read-alouds with real timing, the deadpan picture books that trust a child to catch the joke without help, and the chapter books that have earned their reputation as the ones reluctant readers finish. Start with our fixed shortlist of 13 favorites, which runs from a 1970 board book to middle-grade comedy, then browse by age and reading stage below.
One animal after another is put into human clothes, and every single outfit turns out to be a mistake.
A bus driver steps away for a minute and leaves the reader with one job: say no, however hard the begging gets.
A box of crayons has had enough, and every one of them has written a letter explaining exactly why.
The narrator loses control of his own book, and the fairy tales inside it start coming out wrong.
The cows find a typewriter in the barn, and the notes they start leaving on the barn door contain demands.
A new housekeeper follows every instruction on the list exactly as written, which is precisely the problem.
Swallowed whole by a wolf, a mouse discovers someone already living down there—and living rather well.
Gum in the hair before breakfast, and the day goes downhill from there.
Poems about a girl who would not take the garbage out, a boy who turns into a television, and worse.
Four of the most feared villains alive announce that they are heroes now, and immediately attempt a rescue.
Two fourth-grade pranksters hypnotize their principal and accidentally turn him into a superhero.
A school built thirty stories high by mistake gets one very strange story for each floor.
Sharing a home with a two-and-a-half-year-old is bad enough, and then the pet turtle goes missing.
Sturdy first jokes—swapped dinners, ridiculous outfits, and puns aimed squarely at the grown-up—for ages 0–4.
Mix and match meals for endless culinary chaos.
Jason's dad sleepwalks to bizarre places. Can Jason keep him in bed?
A heartwarming expression of love and affection through animal-themed puns.
A walk in the tall grass by the river reveals various animals and their unique features.
Read-alouds with real comic timing: fractured fairy tales, animals behaving badly, and punchlines worth waiting a page turn for, ages 3–8.
On Octember the First, all your wildest wishes come true. What will you wish for?
A literal-minded housekeeper turns a doctor's office into a comedy of errors.
Seven mouse boys get a bedtime story each from their Papa.
A collection of humorous and whimsical poems for children.
Can Piggie defy gravity and fly, or will Gerald's doubts ground her dreams?
Three friends balance apples on their heads. Can they keep them up?
A crab's day at the beach is filled with interactions with other sea creatures.
A bee won't budge, causing a chain reaction of animals sitting on each other.
Two friends discover they're in a book. What happens when it ends?
A group of friends, including a bee and a frog, have various adventures together.
Two friends go on a camping trip in the woods.
A pig's bedtime is disrupted by noisy farm animals. Can she find peace to sleep?
Absurd schools, comic-strip villains, sibling disasters, and the comedies that turn a reluctant reader into a fast one, for ages 6–12.
A young boy is dared to eat 15 worms in 15 days for $50, leading to a series of humorous and tense events
A young girl discovers she has telekinetic powers and uses them to defend herself against her cruel parents and the evil headmistress of her school.
A mouse befriends a young boy staying in a hotel and learns to ride his toy motorcycle, leading to a series of adventures and misadventures.
A young orphan is carried off by a dream-blowing giant, then must help him stop the man-eating ones.
A family adopts a mysterious rabbit that may be a vampire, leading to a series of strange events and discoveries.
A new student, Gooney Bird Greene, joins Mrs. Pidgeon's second-grade class and captivates her classmates with her unusual clothes, hairstyles, and stories.
Two pranksters clash in a sleepy town, igniting a hilarious prank war. Who will outwit whom?
A person tries to give a cat a bath.
A bird and a squirrel embark on a journey to the south, facing various obstacles and challenges along the way.
A third-grade class goes on a field trip to the zoo, where they encounter various animals and learn about their habitats and characteristics.
A young boy and girl navigate their feelings towards their siblings and their roles within the family.
A student goes on a chaotic class trip with their eccentric teacher and classmates, facing various obstacles and misadventures along the way.