A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope Quotes

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

“All nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day.”

“Just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean that it’s nonsense.”

“In my experience, Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”

“If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.”

“It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.”