“Honor ‘AMERICA’ June 14 AT 4 p.m. Be
proud of ‘Our Land & People’. Be part of
the ‘LIVING FLAG’. Don’t let it be said
that Lake Wobegon was ‘Too Busy’. Be on
time. 4 p.m. ‘Sharp’.”
“At the railway station, the guard was about to wave his flag for the train to leave. As he lifted his arm in the air, Mr Tickle tickled him. And every time he tried to wave his flag, Mr Tickle tickled him until the train was ten minutes late leaving the station and all the passengers were furious.”