Hermione Granger Quotes

37 of the best book quotes from Hermione Granger
  1. #1
    “Always the tone of surprise.”
  2. #2
    “The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.”
  3. #3
    “Sometimes friendship means not having to say anything. Thank yous and apologies can sometimes get lost, but that doesn’t mean they’re unexpressed,”
    J. K. Rowling
  4. #4
    “Ultimately, she had a bigger heart than she had a brain, and that’s saying something for Hermione.”
    J. K. Rowling
  5. #5
    “But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. Because there are somethings you can’t go through in life and become friends, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”
  6. #6
    “You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.”
  7. #7
    “Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”
  8. #8
    “Shh! Listen! Someone’s coming! I think — I think it might be us!”
  9. #9
    ‘No, Harry, you listen,’ said Hermione. ‘We’re coming with you. That was decided months ago — years, really.‘”
  10. #10
    “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!”
  11. #11
    “Oh I see, so basically, you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have you, even if she’s completely horrible?”
    J. K. Rowling
  12. #12
    “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in, They got in on pure talent.”
  1. #13
    “I mean, you could claim that anything’s real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody’s proved it doesn’t exist!”
  2. #14
    “Stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s leviosa, not leviosar!”
    J. K. Rowling
  3. #15
    “What’s got your wand in a knot?”
  4. #16
    “You’re the cleverest witch I’ve ever met Hermione.”
  5. #17
    “Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour.
    “No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!”
  6. #18
    “Excuse me, I have to go vomit.”
  7. #19
    “No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn’t a good sign.”
  8. #20
    “Very well spotted.”
  9. #21
    “Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!”
  10. #22
    “That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.”
    Hermione went very red, put down her hand, and stared at the floor with her eyes full of tears. It was a mark of how much the class loathed Snape that they were all glaring at him, because every one of them had called Hermione a know-it-all at least once, and Ron, who told Hermione she was a know-it-all at least twice a week, said loudly, “You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want to be told?”
  11. #23
    “No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?”
    “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” said Ron, but very quietly.”
  12. #24
    “I’ll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I’ll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now—”
    “A telephone, Ron,” said Hermione. “Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year...”
  1. #25
    “Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”
    “Only once” said Hermione stung. “I got you loads more then you got me—”
    “I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times—”
    “Well if you’re counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand—”
  2. #26
    “Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry” said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron’s raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying “oh you know what I mean - Goyle’s Potion looked like bogies.”
  3. #27
    “Run like you have to get to the library.”
  4. #28
    “Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it?”
  5. #29
    “Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.”
  6. #30
    “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!”
  7. #31
    “Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”
  8. #32
    “I mean, it’s sort of exciting isn’t it? Breaking the rules.”
  9. #33
    “Oh for heaven’s sake! Listen to me, all of you! You’ve got just as much right as wizards to be unhappy! You’ve got the right to wages and holidays and proper clothes, you don’t have to do everything you’re told — look at Dobby!”
  10. #34
    “Books! And cleverness! There are more important things! — Friendship! And Bravery!”
  11. #35
    “I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.”
  12. #36
    “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have!”
  13. #37
    “Honestly, don’t you two read?”
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