Jennifer Jones Quotes

“Jennifer Jones won’t leave me alone. She sits by my side. She shouts in my ear.”

“She tell me she loves me. She calls me her ‘dear’.”

“She writes me love poems full of words like adore. Then she sticks on red hearts that she bought at the store.”

“You two make such a cute little pair!!”

“I’ve had quite enough. I wish that she’d move and take all her stuff.”

“She could move to the jungle and live in a tree and talk to the monkeys instead of to me.”

“She could head for the Arctic and bother a bear. Or fly to the desert. I really don’t care as long as it’s soon.”

″‘I’ll miss you,’ she said with a tear in her eye. Then she gave me a kiss and whispered, ‘Goodbye’.

“There’s no one to kiss me. There’s no one to care.”

“But it’s boring! It’s lonely! I miss her a lot. I wish she’d return to her usual spot.”