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guarantee Quotes

Four of the best book quotes about guarantee
  1. #1
    “In life, there will be times when we do everything right, perhaps even perfectly. Yet the results will somehow be negative: failure, disrespect, jealousy, or even a resounding yawn from the world.”
  2. #2
    “The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, that’s guaranteed.
    And I can’t begin to explain that- or the craziness inside myself and everybody else, but guess what? Sunday is my fav day again”
  3. #3
    “Try us for thirty days and if you don’t like us, your God will most likely take you back.
    This is an important detail in spreading His Word. If it works for infomercials, it will definitely work for religion. The God-back guarantee should always be offered up front.”
  4. #4
    “And so, irritants, it is with this that I leave you. You are spared so that you can think of what it really is to live in a world that engenders a pain for which there is no comfort. Here is your product! You have the rest of your lives to think of this. And I suggest you think quickly, for a long life is never a guarantee.”