Halloweenies Quotes

“Can it survive the shaggy shenanigans of “Frankenstein’s Hamster”? Can it endure the galactic giggles of “Attack of the Space Toupees”?”

“Rain poured down like rain, only more so. Ramona shivered as the car filled with water. Maybe I should’ve rented a car with a roof, she thought.”

“Wild boars and grizzly bears scrambled out on the way. Maybe I should’ve stayed on a road, she thought. She consulted her map of Ohio. ‘Where am I?’ she asked.”

“A newspaper blew by her feet. WereWolf eats car full of circus clowns! the headline said. But Ramona’s feet couldn’t read, so she kept on walking.”

“Zizz-zizz-ZIK! Lightning poked the stormy sky like jagged fingers looking for change in the dark cushions of any angry couch. Hairdresser Ramona Twinge drove through the deserted countryside in search of the Cleveland Cosmetology Institute.”

“A shark and an alligator jostled for space in the backseat. ‘You two stop fighting back there!’ yelled Ramona. ‘Don’t make me stop this car!”

“Get ready to shriek...with laughter! Within these covers lurk five horror spoofs just waiting to tickle your funny bone.”

“A sign loomed out of the darkness: BRIDGE OUT! Ahead, Ramona could see the swirling waters of a flooded river. Another appeared: BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES! ‘I can’t wait five minures!’ fumed Ramona. ‘I’ll be late getting lost!”

“What terrible weather!′ she said to the towering figure. ‘Ruff! snorted the beast. ‘It is a rough night!’ Ramona agreed. ‘I’mm Ramona Twinge, a student at the Cleveland Cosmetology Institute. Please to meet you.”

“Five hours later the beast was transformed. A perky wedge cut framed its horrible face. Blusher gave color to its swollen cheeks. Blusher gave color to its fang-filled mouth.”