If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans Quotes

“Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly refuses to show the Muslim cartoons on The O’Reilly Factor, saying he doesn’t want to offend anyone’s religion. Someone should tell him those endless interviews with prostitutes from the Bunny Ranch and porn stars aren’t high on Christians’ list of enjoyable viewing either.”

“Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I’m what’s known as “prey.” All females are.”

“I’m a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don’t you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of “divisive” in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.”

“When conservative judges strike down laws, it’s because of what’s in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it’s because of what’s in the New York Times”

“The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.”

“As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”

“As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.”

“I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

“The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do Liberals”