Yossarian Quotes

When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.

The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.

From now on I’m thinking only of me.

Insanity is contagious.

He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.

The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

“Be glad you’re even alive.” “Be furious you’re going to die.”

I hate them consciously.