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Joseph Heller Quotes
25 of the best book quotes from Joseph Heller
01
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
death
ᐧ
age
concepts
02
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
giving up
concept
03
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
war
concept
04
Surely so many countries can’t all be worth dying for.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
patriotism
concept
05
The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
human nature
ᐧ
hate
concepts
06
From now on I’m thinking only of me.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
selfishness
concept
07
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Colonel Cargill
character
success
concept
08
Insanity is contagious.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
craziness
concept
09
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Clevinger
ᐧ
Corporal Whitcomb
ᐧ
Colonel Korn
characters
education
concept
10
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
death
ᐧ
life
concepts
11
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
fear
ᐧ
paranoia
concepts
12
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Clevinger
character
literature
concept
13
Why are they going to disappear him?
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Nurse Ducket
character
murder
concept
14
The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
civil rights
ᐧ
freedom
concepts
15
“Be glad you’re even alive.” “Be furious you’re going to die.”
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
death
ᐧ
life
concepts
16
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Colonel Korn
character
lies
concept
17
You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don’t like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Major Sanderson
character
hate
concept
18
I hate them consciously.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Yossarian
character
hate
concept
19
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Tappman
character
hoping
ᐧ
misery
concepts
20
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
curiosity
ᐧ
questions
concepts
21
Anything worth living for is worth dying for.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Nately
character
life
ᐧ
worth
concepts
22
You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Major Sanderson
character
traditions
concept
23
If you’re going to be shot, whose side do you expect me to be on?
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
loyalty
ᐧ
wintergreen
concepts
24
A little grease is what makes this world go round. One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
Doctor Daneeka
character
25
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
Joseph Heller
author
Catch-22
book
sorrow
concept
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