Zaphod Beeblebrox Quotes

Eight of the best book quotes from Zaphod Beeblebrox
  1. #1
    ″‘But what about the End of the Universe? We’ll miss the big moment.’
    ‘I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish,’ said Zaphod,‘nothing but a gnab gib.’
    ‘A what?’
    ‘Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let’s get zappy.‘”
  2. #2
    “Life is wasted on the living.”
  3. #3
    ″‘If I ever meet myself,’ said Zaphod, ‘I’ll hit myself so hard I won’t know what’s hit me.’”
  4. #4
    “Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”
  5. #5
    “I’m so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.”
  6. #6
    ″‘If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you’re in trouble, need a hand out of a tight corner...’
    ‘Please don’t hesitate to get lost.’”
  7. #7
    “He didn’t know why he had become President of the Galaxy, except that it seemed a fun thing to be.”
  8. #8
    ″‘Marvin,” he said, “just get this elevator go up will you? We’ve got to get to Zarniwoop.’
    ‘Why?’ asked Marvin dolefully.
    ‘I don’t know,’ said Zaphod, ‘but when I find him, he’d better have a very good reason for me wanting to see him.‘”