I Need a New Butt!

Written by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird

Part of the My Butt series

A young boy discovers his butt has a crack and explores various options for a new one.

4.1 Goodreads · 3,338 ratings

32 pages· 353 words· Est. 3 min read-aloud· ~610L

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Bookroo's summary

A young boy faces an unexpected dilemma: his butt has a crack! Embarking on a whimsical quest, he explores options from armor-plated to rocket-powered replacements. Will he find the perfect fit? This hilarious adventure, filled with rhymes and laughter, promises endless giggles for kids and parents alike. Dive into this quirky tale and discover what kind of butt he chooses!

From the publisher

“A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!” – Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem – his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book – no ifs, ands, or butts about it! “I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo.” – Storywraps

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