If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!
If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!
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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!

Written by Elise Parsley
Book #4 in the Magnolia Says DON'T! Series
Hardcover
$17.99
$16.73
4 - 8
Reading age
40
Page count
12
Words per page
~530L
Lexile measure
Oct 16, 2018
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The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON’T! series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don’t! is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do…when you visit Santa. If your dad says you’re going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures…he is not talking about meeting a pirate! But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She’ll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways–no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed! Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone’s wish list. Right? It’s YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON’T!

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    Book Details

    ISBN
    9780316466776
    Publication Date
    October 16, 2018
    Publisher
    Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
    Page Count
    40
    Words Per Page
    12
    Audience
    Picture
    Reading Age
    4 - 8 years
    Lib. of Congress (LCCN)
    2017040008
    Est. Lexile® Level
    ~530L
    Est. Fountas & Pinnell Level
    ~N
    ATOS® Book Level
    3.5
    Accelerated Reader® Points
    0.5
    Accelerated Reader Quiz
    197811
    Accelerated Reader Interest Level
    LG

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