It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
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It's Not My Fault I Know Everything

Written and illustrated by Jim Benton
Book #8 in the Dear Dumb Diary Series
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9 - 12
Reading age
144
Page count
940L
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Mar 1, 2009
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New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like I eated salad dressing and I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker’s nose again and The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don’t usually kick so I did that.What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.

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    Book Details

    ISBN
    9780439825979
    Publication Date
    March 1, 2009
    Publisher
    Scholastic Paperbacks
    Page Count
    144
    Audience
    Middle Grade
    Reading Age
    9 - 12 years
    Lib. of Congress (LCCN)
    2009277999
    WorldCat Number (OCLC)
    244068583
    Lexile® Level
    940L
    Est. Fountas & Pinnell Level
    ~V
    Est. ATOS® Book Level
    ~6.2

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