It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
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Chapter Book · Ages 9–12 · 2008 · Est. 1.5 hour read

It's Not My Fault I Know Everything

Written and illustrated by Jim Benton

Book #8 in the Dear Dumb Diary series

A diary reveals past blunders and a sudden leap to wisdom. What changed?

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131 pages· 13,951 words· Est. 1.5 hour read· 940L
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Bookroo's summary

Jamie Kelly revisits her old diaries, filled with hilarious mishaps like Barbie shoes in noses and vet encounters. As she reflects on her past foolishness, she wonders about the mysterious day she suddenly became smart. What triggered this transformation, and what other secrets do her diaries hold? Dive into Jamie's world of humor and self-discovery, where every page is a new adventure.

From the publisher

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like I eated salad dressing and I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker’s nose again and The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don’t usually kick so I did that.What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.

At a glance
Format
Paperback
Pages
131
Words
13,951
Reading age
9–12
Audience
Middle Grade
Lexile
940L
Themes & topics
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Book details

Reading levels
ATOS
~6.2
F&P level
~V
Publication
Published
March 1, 2009
First published
January 1, 2008
Publisher
Scholastic
Edition
Language
English
Type
Chapter Book
Identifiers
ISBN
9780439825979
LCCN
2009277999
OCLC
244068583

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