Alice Oseman Quotes

“He’s a very ordinary-looking, not ugly but not hot, miscellaneous boy.”

“Rebecca Allen is probably my only real friend at the moment. She is also probably my best friend. I am as yet unsure whether these two facts are related.”

“I bet whoever did this is really pleased with themselves. It kind of makes me hate them.”

“I think you should know that I make up a lot of stuff in my head and then get sad about it. I like to sleep and I like to blog. I am going to die someday.”

″‘I can hold conversations by myself. What do you call this?’ ‘I am the only exception. With everyone else you’re about as sociable as a cardboard box.’ ‘Maybe I am a cardboard box.‘”

″...the only place where I ever find people who are sort of like me is on these blogs. People talk about themselves here in ways that people don’t in real life.”