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Lewis Carroll Quotes

69 of the best book quotes from Lewis Carroll
  1. #1
    “‘Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if only I knew how to begin.’ ‘For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.‘”
  2. #2
    “Tut, tut, child!” said the Duchess. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”
  3. #3
    “I wish I hadn’t cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. “I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears! That will be a queer thing, to be sure! However, everything is queer to-day.”
  4. #4
    “I suppose I ought to eat or drink something or other; but the great question is ‘What?’”
  5. #5
    “I do wish I hadn’t drunk quite so much!”
  6. #6
    “Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do – some… don’t ever want to.”
  7. #7
    “You may have noticed, I’m not all there myself.”
  8. #8
    “When the day becomes the night and the sky becomes the sea, when the clock strikes heavy and there’s no time for tea; and in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time.”
  9. #9
    “Actually, I am right on time.”
  10. #10
    “It’s always tea time.”
  11. #11
    “We’re all mad here. I am mad; you are mad.”
  12. #12
    “I could hardly afford to lose my head.”
  13. #13
    “And the moral of that is—‘Be what you would seem to be’—or, if you’d like it put more simply—‘Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.’”
  14. #14
    “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours.”
  15. #15
    “If there’s no meaning in it,” said the King, “that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.”
  16. #16
    “No, no!” said the Queen. “Sentence first—verdict afterwards.”
  17. #17
    “Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
    “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone: “so I ca’n’t take more.”
    “You mean you ca’n’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.”
  18. #18
    “Really, now you ask me,” said Alice, very much confused, “I don’t think—”
    “Then you shouldn’t talk,” said the Hatter.
  19. #19
    Speak English!” said the Eaglet. “I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and, what’s more, I don’t believe you do either!”
  20. #20
    “When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!”
  21. #21
    “How funny it’ll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think—”
  22. #22
    “And what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?”
  23. #23
    “I can’t know everything.”
  24. #24
    “Somehow you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends – not even time to make amends.”
  25. #25
    “We are all victims in-waiting.”
  26. #26
    “And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile.”
  27. #27
    “I’m stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are… strangers.”
  28. #28
    “I never get involved in politics.”
  29. #29
    “Can you stand on your head?”
  30. #30
    “Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.”
  31. #31
    “Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.”
  32. #32
    “I knew who I was this morning, but I have changed a few times since then.”
  33. #33
    “How do you run from what is inside your head?”
  34. #34
    “Not all who wander are lost.”
  35. #35
    “Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run.”
  36. #36
    “Every adventure requires a first step.”
  37. #37
    “Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.”
    Everybody looked at Alice.
    “I’m not a mile high,” said Alice.
    “You are,” said the King.
    “Nearly two miles high,” added the Queen.
    “Well, I sha’n’t go, at any rate,” said Alice; “besides, that’s not a regular rule: you invented it just now.”
    “It’s the oldest rule in the book,” said the King.
    “Then it ought to be Number One,” said Alice.
  38. #38
    “Have some wine,” the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
    Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. “I don’t see any wine,” she remarked.
    “There isn’t any,” said the March Hare.
    “Then it wasn’t very civil of you to offer it,” said Alice angrily.
    “It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,” said the March Hare.
  39. #39
    “Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.”
  40. #40
    “Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,” thought Alice; “but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!”
  41. #41
    “The proper order of things is often a mystery to me.”
  42. #42
    “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!”
  43. #43
    “Who are you?” said the Caterpillar.
    This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, “I—I hardly know, Sir, just at present—at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”
    “What do you mean by that?” said the Caterpillar, sternly. “Explain yourself!”
    “I ca’n’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir,” said Alice, “because I am not myself, you see.”
  44. #44
    “If everybody minded their own business,” the Duchess said, in a hoarse growl, “the world would go round a deal faster than it does.”
  45. #45
    “But it’s no use now,” thought poor Alice, “to pretend to be two people! Why, there’s hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!”
  46. #46
    It was all very well to say “Drink me,” but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. “No, I’ll look first,” she said, “and see whether it’s marked ‘poison’ or not.”
  47. #47
    “And the moral of that is—’Oh, ‘tis love, ‘tis love, that makes the world go round!’”
    “Somebody said,” Alice whispered, “that it’s done by everybody minding their own business!”
    “Ah well! It means much the same thing,” said the Duchess, digging her sharp little chin into Alice’s shoulder as she added, “and the moral of that is—‘Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.’”
  48. #48
    “Goodbye, sweet hat.”
  49. #49
    “‘Have I gone mad?’ ‘I am afraid so, you are entirely bonkers. but I will tell you a secret… all the best people are.‘”
  50. #50
    “When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.”
  51. #51
    “How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.”
  52. #52
    “I don’t like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.”
  53. #53
    “You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun.”
  54. #54
    “No one does [play fair] if they think they can get away with it.”
  55. #55
    “I went to a hunting party once, I didn’t like it. Terrible people. They all started hunting me!”
  56. #56
    “The best way to explain it is to do it.”
  57. #57
    “I’m older than you, and must know better.”
  58. #58
    “If you didn’t sign it,” said the King, “that only makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man.”
  59. #59
    “I don’t see how he can ever finish, if he doesn’t begin.”
  60. #60
    “How do you like the Queen?” said the Cat in a low voice.
    “Not at all,” said Alice: “she’s so extremely—” Just then she noticed that the Queen was close behind her, listening: so she went on “—likely to win, that it’s hardly worth while finishing the game.”
  61. #61
    “If you’re gonna make it to the top, get a grip on this rock, and get a grip on yourself.”
  62. #62
    “Let your need guide your behavior.”
  63. #63
    “The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.”
  64. #64
    “When we were little,” the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then,” we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle—we used to call him Tortoise—”
    “Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn’t one?” asked Alice.
    “We called him Tortoise because he taught us,” said the Mock Turtle angrily. “Really you are very dull!”
  65. #65
    “Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”
  66. #66
    “Curiouser and curiouser!” cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English).
  67. #67
    The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast, began screaming “Off with her head! Off with—”
    “Nonsense!” said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the Queen was silent.
  68. #68
    “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
    “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.
    “I don’t much care where—” said Alice.
    “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.
    “—so long as I get somewhere,” Alice added as an explanation.
    “Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.”
  69. #69
    “And how many hours a day did you do lessons?” said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.
    “Ten hours the first day,” said the Mock Turtle: “nine the next, and so on.”
    “What a curious plan!” exclaimed Alice.
    “That’s the reason they’re called lessons,” the Gryphon remarked: “because they lessen from day to day.”
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