Ashley Garver Quotes

“You’re smug, you’re irritating, you talk too much, you’re not half as clever as you think you are, and under it all? You’re pure evil.”

“You’re the sum of every trait I’ve ever hated in a human being.”

“What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Shoulda listened.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin’. She’s already been told twice.”

“Don’t fear the pros. The pros know what they’re doing, and do it cleanly. Fear the amateurs.”

“He could still taste her lips from when he’d kissed her in the restroom. He’d never forget it. The sweet sourness of Red Bull, coffee, and the bacteria on her teeth. The humility of it, the realness of a pretty girl with bad breath.”

“This is ... this is going to be a fun night.”

″‘But, see, I had a plan, too.’ He kept approaching. ‘And it turns out, your plan was only a part of my plan.‘”