Flat Stanley Quotes

“Hay is for horses, Arthur, not people”

“You can fly me”

“The sneak thieves are here!”

“People should think twice before making rude remarks.... and then not make them at all.”

“I want to be a regular shape again, like other people. It’s not fair.”

“The envelope fit Stanley perfectly, and the next morning his parents slid him into it, along with an egg-salad sandwich, and mailed him from the box on the corner.”

“Stanley enjoyed going in and out of rooms by sliding through the crack at the bottom of the door. ”

“He was four feet tall, about a foot wide, and half an inch thick.”

“He stood with the end of the hose in his mouth, clamping his lips tightly so no air could escape.”

“But then people began to make fun of him. ‘Hi, Super-skinny!’ ”