Grandma Kranky Quotes

“From now on, you must eat cabbage three times a day. Mountains of cabbage! And if it’s got caterpillars in it, so much the better!”

″‘Does chocolate make you grow?’ ‘It makes you grow the wrong way,’ she snapped. ‘Up instead of down.‘”

“But we have to grow, Grandma. If we didn’t grow, we’d never be grown-ups.”

″‘Never grow up,’ she said, ‘always down.‘”

“I gave up growing when I was extremely small, along with all the other nasty childish habits like laziness and disobedience and greed and sloppiness and untidiness and stupidity.”

“A big fat earwig is very tasty.”

“Could it be, George wondered, that she was a witch? He had always thought witches were only in fairy tales, but now he was not so sure.”

“Most grandmothers are lovely, kind, helpful old ladies, but not this one.”