Grandma Kranky Quotes

“Could it be, George wondered, that she was a witch? He had always thought witches were only in fairy tales, but now he was not so sure.”

″‘Never grow up,’ she said, ‘always down.‘”

“But we have to grow, Grandma. If we didn’t grow, we’d never be grown-ups.”

“Most grandmothers are lovely, kind, helpful old ladies, but not this one.”

“A big fat earwig is very tasty.”

″‘Does chocolate make you grow?’ ‘It makes you grow the wrong way,’ she snapped. ‘Up instead of down.‘”

“From now on, you must eat cabbage three times a day. Mountains of cabbage! And if it’s got caterpillars in it, so much the better!”

“I gave up growing when I was extremely small, along with all the other nasty childish habits like laziness and disobedience and greed and sloppiness and untidiness and stupidity.”