I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato Quotes

“Oh you think these are carrots. These are not carrots. These are orange twiglets from Jupiter.”

“I love to eat cloud.”

“Lola won’t eat carrots, of course. She says carrots are for rabbits.”

“But I don’t eat green things”

“Oh, this isn’t mashed potato. People often think that but no, this is cloud fluff from the pointiest peak of Mount Fuji.”

“I know these are not fish sticks. These are ocean nibbles from the supermarket under the sea--mermaids eat them all the time.”

“I absolutely will not ever eat a tomato.”

“These are not peas. Of course they are not. These are green drops from Greenland. They are made out of green and fall from the sky.”

“I will not eat potato so don’t even try, not even smashed.”

“Well, I might just try one if they’re all the way from Jupiter.”