Hey, You're Not Santa!
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Picture Book · Ages 3–5 · 2021 · Est. 3 min read-aloud

Hey, You're Not Santa!

Written by Ethan T. Berlin · Illustrated by Edwardian Taylor

A cow dons Santa's suit on Christmas Eve. Will the secret stay hidden?

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40 pages· 356 words· Est. 3 min read-aloud
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On Christmas Eve, Santa's urgent return to the North Pole leaves a cow in charge of deliveries. As she slides down chimneys with a cheerful 'Moo-moo-moo, Merry Christmas!', a curious boy awaits. Can this bovine stand-in keep the holiday magic alive, or will her disguise be discovered? Dive into this whimsical tale filled with laughter and festive spirit, where a cow's determination to save Christmas brings unexpected joy and surprises. Perfect for those who love a humorous twist on holiday traditions.

From the publisher

When Santa needs a last-minute substitution, an unlikely hero steps in. Will anyone notice that Santa is…a cow?It’s Christmas Eve, and Santa is busy making his deliveries. But when he needs to dash back to the North Pole for some forgotten presents, an unlikely hero-a cow!- has to step into the red suit. She dashes down the chimney with a “Moo-moo-moo, Merry Christmas! and is met by a little boy waiting up for Santa. Will this cow be able to keep Christmas on track? Or will this little boy realize… “Hey! You’re Not Santa!”Readers of all ages are sure to laugh out loud to this hilarious Christmas story, and will love being in on the joke as this cow does her best to convince everyone that she’s Santa. Full of jokes, charm, and warming holiday spirit, this book is perfect for fans of Olive, the Other Reindeer and How to Catch Santa. Don’t miss this perfect stocking stuffer, an irresistible addition to your holiday book collection that you’ll love reading year after year.

At a glance
Format
Paperback
Pages
40
Words
356
Reading age
3–5
Audience
Picture
Lexile
AD500L
Themes & topics
Books about animalsBooks about ChristmasBooks about cowsBooks about Santa ClausBooks about Christmas and advent
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Book details

Reading levels
ATOS
1.9
F&P level
~N
AR points
0.5
AR interest level
LG
AR quiz
514453
Publication
Published
September 7, 2021
Edition
Language
English
Type
Picture Book
Identifiers
ISBN
9781338656190

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