It Simply Can't Be Bedtime
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Picture Book · Ages 4–8 · 2025

It Simply Can't Be Bedtime

Written by Pamela Paul · Illustrated by Steven Salerno

A bedtime standoff turns into a whimsical adventure with unexpected allies.

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32 pages· AD430L
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Bookroo's summary

When bedtime arrives, a young girl and her imaginative stuffed animal, Lady Pigsworth, concoct wild reasons to delay sleep. From unfinished projects to costume dilemmas, their antics escalate hilariously. But as Lady Pigsworth's demands grow, even the girl questions their bedtime rebellion. Will she find a way to settle down for the night? This playful tale of bedtime resistance promises laughter and a cozy conclusion.

From the publisher

Bedtime routines get a jolt of silliness and creativity when a dad and daughter face off in this timeless scenario. When dad says it’s bedtime and his daughter strongly disagrees, her stuffy hilariously comes to her defense. Lady Pigsworth is quick to point out the many ongoing projects that just can’t be abandoned, the danger of sleeping in a butterfly costume, the alarming spinach stuck in the girl’s teeth, and more. Each over-the-top declaration of why it can’t possibly be bedtime yet leads the group through common bedtime routines in animated and heartwarming scenes–until Lady Pigsworth’s demands reach questionable heights, even to the little girl, so she takes matters into her own hands to get both of them into bed. Dreamy illustrations and the hilarious Lady Pigsworth make for a perfect read-aloud that will leave any kid content to shut their eyes, at least for a little bit.

At a glance
Format
Hardcover
Pages
32
Reading age
4–8
Audience
Picture
Lexile
AD430L
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Book details

Reading levels
ATOS
~2.9
F&P level
~L
Publication
Published
May 20, 2025
Edition
Language
English
Type
Picture Book
Identifiers
ISBN
9780593532164

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