Books About Excuses

The Best Excuses Books for Kids

Looking for excellent children's books about excuses? This collection brings together Bookroo's highest-rated and most useful picks in one place.

Start with our editorial favorites, then browse recommendations organized by reading stage to find the right book for your reader.

The Shortlist

Our 4 Favorite Books About Excuses

The Brilliant World of Tom Gates
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$858
Chapter Book · Ages 8–12 · 2014

The Brilliant World of Tom Gates

Tom juggles school chaos, sibling antics, and a quest for concert tickets.

256 pages· 15,776 words· Est. 2 hour read
4.2 Goodreads · 15,883 ratings
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Paperback
Summary: Tom Gates, a master of excuses and doodles, navigates school chaos, sibling antics, and the quest for Dude3 concert tickets. Can he impress Amy and outwit nosy Marcus while dodging trouble?
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
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$1348
Picture Book · Ages 6–9 · 2015

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

Late to school due to bizarre obstacles or an even wilder truth?

44 pages· 444 words· Est. 4 min read-aloud
4.5/7 Bookroo·3.7/5 Goodreads · 1,029 ratings
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Hardcover
Summary: A student's journey to school is thwarted by giant ants, ninjas, and mole people. Are these wild tales the real reason for tardiness, or is there an even more outrageous truth? As each bizarre encounter unfolds, the line between reality and imagination blurs, leaving everyone guessing. Will the student ever make it to class, or is the adventure just beginning? Dive into a whirlwind of chaos and humor where the unexpected is the norm, and the truth is stranger than fiction.
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today!
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$1597
Picture Book · Ages 5–8 · 1969

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today!

A boastful child claims they can lick a certain number of tigers, but keeps revising their claim as they encounter various excuses to dismiss potential opponents.

72 pages· 209 words· Est. 2 min read-aloud
3.0/7 Bookroo·3.8/5 Goodreads · 1,940 ratings
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Hardcover
Summary: In a whimsical world of rhymes, a boastful cat faces 30 tigers, another challenges authority to create a fair society, and a third must un-thunk a wild creation. Each story brims with Seussian charm, exploring themes of humility, equality, and imagination. Will the cats overcome their challenges and learn valuable lessons? Dive into these quirky tales to find out!
I Didn't Do My Homework Because...
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$1348
Picture Book · Ages 6–9 · 2014

I Didn't Do My Homework Because...

A student comes up with outlandish excuses for not doing their homework.

44 pages· 349 words· Est. 4 min read-aloud
3.0/7 Bookroo·3.9/5 Goodreads · 1,155 ratings
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Hardcover
Summary: Discover a world where homework excuses reach new heights of absurdity. From giant lizards to mischievous elves, each tale grows more outlandish. Will these wild stories ever end, or will chaos reign? Dive into a hilarious adventure that every student and parent can relate to, filled with unexpected twists and laugh-out-loud moments.